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10 Things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do

We’re not sure what Rick Astley is doing these days, but the CyberMonkeyDeathSquad knows exactly what he’s never gonna do.


The following list is what happens when you’ve been Rick Rolled one too many times . . . Magnificent Bastard, with a little help from Bitter M.F. (and George!) brings you the top 10 things Rick Astley is never gonna do . . .

give you up

let you down

run around

desert you

make you cry

say goodbye

tell a lie

hurt you

win a bar fight

have another hit

And you know you can’t resist . . .


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