Games
Some days you just need to unload an automatic weapon on a room full of zombies. Or drive a stolen car through a shopping mall to ditch the cops and pick up a few hookers. Or throw turtle shells at a mushroom driving a dirtbike.
Page: 1 2 3 4- Canabalt That's right, Magnificent Bastard, who doesn't play games and never writes about games, is reviewing a game. It must be pretty awesome, huh? : October 08, 2009
- Wizard 101 Abraxas invites you to try an MMORPG. You know, for kids. It has economy, simplicity, low production cost and the potential for mass appeal. I'm not sure why I went all "Hudsucker" there, but I did. : October 05, 2009
- Abraxas at the Austin Game Developers Conference Who needed another Game Review this week? Abraxas brings you some juice from Austin GDC instead. : September 30, 2009
- Champions Online Abraxas finds his inner super hero in an MMO. Or something. And get this - He Liked It! : September 15, 2009
- Punch Out comes to the Wii Abraxas refuses to suffer the fools who re-release a game with almost no changes. : September 07, 2009
- Infernal: Hells Vengeance I'm not saying you should avoid this game. Abraxas is saying you should avoid this game. I'm just saying . . . : August 25, 2009
- Let's Tap Then again, maybe Let's Not. : July 23, 2009
- Broken Sword Kids, do you like seeing Uncle Abraxas get bent out of shape by a crappy game? Then you're in luck this week! : July 18, 2009
- Eat Lead I like meta-fiction. So does Abraxas. And evidently, so do the makers of this game. Funny how that all works out. : July 11, 2009
- Sims 3 I'll admit it. Almost all Magnificent Bastard ever did with The Sims was torture them. A room with no doors, no bathroom, and nothing but an espresso machine? Great fun! I also created a rather functional polygamous family unit with a husband and three wives (no small feat, the game did not want that to happen!), and then had the husband cheat with the white trash neighbor next door (for whom I built a kick ass mobile home). I'mnot proud of any of this, I'm just being truthful. : July 01, 2009
- Damnation Abraxas goes Victorian on Damnation. : June 25, 2009
- Mercenaries 2 Tron loves this game. But don't worry, there's still enough angry to go around. : June 19, 2009
- ExciteBots - Trick Racing A party game? Abraxas throws different parties than Magnificent Bastard. But he does know his games. Check this one out! : June 18, 2009
- Gears of War II Abraxas grabs his COG tags and gets entangled in the Gears of War II. : April 25, 2009
- MadWorld A Japanese video game so violent the Japanese might not release it? Abraxas brings you that, and more. : April 11, 2009