Games
Some days you just need to unload an automatic weapon on a room full of zombies. Or drive a stolen car through a shopping mall to ditch the cops and pick up a few hookers. Or throw turtle shells at a mushroom driving a dirtbike.
Page: 1 2 3 4- Starcraft II Abraxas finally gets to play a game he's been waiting 10 years to play- Starcraft II. Seriously, this is the most in depth and expansive review he's written to date. I don't think there is one aspect of the game, a mission, unit, or even a pixel that he doesn't talk about, at length. This may be his finest work. : August 11, 2010
- Alan Wake This week Abraxas gives us the skinny on a game he tagged at the beginning of the year. : August 02, 2010
- Moonbase Alpha Abraxas takes a break from playing the games of the future to tell us about a game about the future. : July 14, 2010
- Snoopy Flying Ace Snoopy Flying Ace is more fun than most $60 games... : July 01, 2010
- Rooms: The Main Building Abraxas reviews the game Rooms: The Main Building. As usual, his review is more interesting than the game itself. : June 28, 2010
- N+ Experience it's universal awesomeness firsthand. The Monkey has spoken. : June 20, 2010
- Zombie Estate Needs a tweek or two but for a first-time user-created game that costs only $1, these guys hit a Grand Slam. : June 20, 2010
- Risen RISEN fails to rise. : June 14, 2010
- The Price is Right 2010?!? Abraxas refuses to make the obvious joke. : June 07, 2010
- Blood Bowl All week here at the House of Monkey Abraxas kept yelling "Blood Makes the Grass Grow!" After reading this review, that makes a lot more sense. : June 02, 2010
- The Sky Crawlers This week, Abraxas reminds us he doesn't tolerate crap very well. He abandons his Sky Crawlers review for something far cooler... : May 17, 2010
- Rogue Warrior Abraxas looks at Rogue Warrior. Scathingly. A unique look at a generic game. : May 11, 2010
- Star Trek Online Abraxas brings you the news on a game he's been beta testing for months - Star Trek Online. : April 27, 2010
- God of War III Abraxas judges God of War III. Guilty. : April 26, 2010
- Red Steel 2 In which we learn that Abraxas does not approve of the silent protagonist. : April 22, 2010